It must be true that life does, indeed, begin at 80!  Ah, something to look forward to....................
 
Maude and Claude, both 91, lived in a retirement community. They met in  the social center and discovered over time that they enjoyed each other's company. After several weeks of meeting for coffee, Claude asked Maude out to  dinner, and much to his delight, she accepted.

They had a lovely evening.  They dined at the most romantic  restaurant in  town. Despite his age Claude was still a charmer, and things went well. Afterward,Claude asked Maude to join him at his place for an after-dinner drink.  Things continued along a natural course and, age being no barrier, Maude soon joined Claude for a most enjoyable roll in the hay.  As they were basking in the afterglow of the magical moment
they'd shared, each was lost for a time in their own thoughts:

Claude was thinking ,  "If I'd known she was a virgin, I'd have been more gentle."

And Maude was thinking, "If I'd known he could still do it, I'd have taken  off my pantyhose."