Q Why does Osama always carry a piece of shit in his pocket?
A It's his photo ID.

Q What do Bin Laden and Hiroshima have in common?
A Nothing,... yet.

Q What is the Taliban's national bird?
A DUCK!

Q How is Bin Laden like Fred Flintstone?
A Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.

Q Why does the Iraqi Navy have glass bottom boats?
A So they can see their Air Force.

Q What do Osama Bin Laden and General Custer have in common?
A They both want to know where those Tomahawks are coming from!

Q What's the difference between the Taliban and a bucket of shit?
A The bucket.

Q What's the five day forecast for Afghanistan?
A Two days.

Q Why doesn't the Taliban have drivers ed and sex ed classes on the same day?
A Because the camels can't handle it.