Potential NRA Slogans

16. Fascism -- It Ain't Just for Nazis Anymore

15. Do What We Say and No One Gets Hurt!

14. 1999 Recipient of the Disgruntled Postal Worker Seal Of Approval

13. Today's NRA -- Still Gun-Ho on America (and now 60% sane!)

12. Second Amendment, College Boy -- Read It and Weep

11. Helping to Reduce the Surplus Population, One Innocent Bystander at a Time

10. Why Don't Y'all Go Bother the Knife People for a While, Huh?!

 9. The NRA: Relieving Feelings of Inadequacy for 125 Years

 8. Fer Chrissakes!  Watch Where Yer Pointin' That Thing!

 7. Every Waiting Period's Gotta End Sometime, You Pussy-Whipped Liberal Pantywaists

 6. When You Absolutely, Positively Have to Kill Someone

 5. The NRA: Buying Legislators Today So YOU Can Buy Automatic Weapons Tomorrow

 4. Guns!  The *Affordable* Phallic Substitute

 3. A Couple Thousand Yokels in Pickup Trucks Can't Be Wrong

 2. Uzi Does It!

    and the Number 1 N.R.A. Slogan...

 1. Who Do You Want to Shoot Today?