A woman went to the service counter and told the clerk she wanted a refund for a toaster she had purchased because it wouldn't work.  The clerk told her that he couldn't give her a refund because she had purchased it on special.  Suddenly, the woman threw her arms up in the air and started screaming... 'PINCH MY NIPPLES,  PINCH MY NIPPLES,  PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!'

The befuddled clerk ran away to find the store manager as a crowd of other customers began gathering.  The manager approached the woman and asked, 'Ma'am, what's wrong?'  She explained the problem with the toaster, and he also told her that he couldn't give her a refund because she had purchased it on special.  Once again, the woman threw her arms up in the air and screamed... 'PINCH MY NIPPLES,  PINCH MY NIPPLES,  PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!' ...which began to draw an even bigger crowd! 

In shock, the store manager pleaded, 'Ma'am, why are you saying that?'In a huff, the woman said... 'BECAUSE,I LIKE TO HAVE MY NIPPLES PINCHED WHEN I'M BEING SCREWED!!'  

The crowd broke into applause and her money was quickly refunded!!