Hind Lick Maneuver

Two hillbillies were having the blue plate special at
their favorite watering hole when they heard this
awful choking sound.

They turned around to see a lady, a few bar stools
down, turning blue from wolfing down a Possum Burger
too fast.

The first Hillbilly said to the other, "Think we otta'
help?" "Yep," said the second Hillbilly.

The first Hillbilly got up and walked over to the lady
and asked,"Kin yew breathe?"  She shook her head no.

"Kin yew speak?" he asked.  She again shook her head no.

With that, he helped her to her feet, lifted up her
skirt, pulled down her panties, and started licking
her butt.

She was so shocked, she coughed up the obstruction and
began to breathe, with great relief.

The first Hillbilly turned back to his friend and
said, "Funny how that there Hind Lick Maneuver works
everytime!"